Communication Buttons and Balls

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Bomp It
Bomp It. Running Press. Computer crashed again? Bomp It! Work getting on your last nerve? Bomp It! Having one of those dense moments? Bomp It! This kit includes an inflatable squeaking gavel and hilarious 32-page guide, offering you a sure solution to any problem – just Bomp It! from Coolthings.com.au

When I Die the Cat Gets Everything Desk Sign
When I Die the Cat Gets Everything Desk Sign. Say What. Cats are the funniest and most hilarious pets, they make us laugh all the time. So it only seems fair to reason that when you pass, your cat gets everything, right? I mean, they're the one who is always there for you, so break it to the family that they get, well, nothing! Let them down easy with this hilarious "When I Die the Cat Gets Everything" Desk Sign! from Coolthings.com.au

The Sorry Button
The Sorry Button. CoolThings Australia. When being sorry isn't enough, you may need a little help to smooth things over with your loved one. The Sorry Button will help you get your apology across, when words just can't express your remorse! Press the button for 10 different pre-recorded ways to get your point across – your apology will be hard not to accept! from Coolthings.com.au

The Yes Dear Button
The Yes Dear Button. CoolThings Australia. Now here's two words for a happy relationship and harmony in the home… "Yes, Dear!" Your Yes Dear Button includes 10 different pre-recorded sayings that will remind you how to keep the peace – in a humorous way! from Coolthings.com.au

The NO Button
The NO Button. CoolThings Australia. The designers of the NO Button are parents who like you seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. They dreamt of a button that would just say it for them. Eventually they noticed that "no" is the most often used phrase followed by "clean your room." so they designed this button that would say the no's for them. from Coolthings.com.au

The Yes Button
The Yes Button. CoolThings Australia. So, what's the answer going to be? Press the YES button to unleash your answer in more ways than one! With 10 pre-recorded sayings, the answer is always, well, YES! It's time to get your message across, great things can happen when you say yes! from Coolthings.com.au

The Aussie Button
The Aussie Button. CoolThings Australia. from Coolthings.com.au

Speak Up Gift Box
Speak Up Gift Box. CoolThings Australia. Bring some humour to the everyday and the mundane with this handy Speak Up Gift Box! Containing 8 different conversational buttons that do the talking for you, there's something to cover just about every situation! Whatever it is, there's a button for it, all individually packaged inside this one-off gift box for your enjoyment! Containing over $120 worth of talking buttons, each with multiple answers and phrases, it's time to get your point across. Place them on your desk, in the office, in a Christmas stocking, wherever! from Coolthings.com.au

Blah Blah Blah Button
Blah Blah Blah Button. CoolThings Australia. The Blah Blah Blah Button is just what you need to wrap up a conversation and get back to business! With 8 different variations of the phrase "Blah Blah Blah", you'll send a clear message that you've had enough jibber jabber for one day! Has dad gone into lecture mode again? Press the button as a warning that your eyes are glazing over. It lights up red when pressed! It's the perfect gag gift for any colleague or friend who's prone to a good yarn! from Coolthings.com.au

The Yes and No Button Pack
The Yes and No Button Pack. CoolThings Australia. Bring some humour to otherwise mundane situations with the hilarious Yes and No Button Pack on your desk to do the talking for you! from Coolthings.com.au