Communication Buttons and Balls

How about these then?

The Yes Dear Button
The Yes Dear Button. Now here's two words for a happy relationship and harmony in the home… "Yes, Dear!" Your Yes Dear Button includes 10 different pre-recorded sayings that will remind you how to keep the peace – in a humorous way! from Coolthings.com.au

The Affirmation Button
The Affirmation Button. Words of affirmation are an everyday choice, a choice that we make with our thoughts and feelings. So it's time to think positive with The Affirmation Button! It has 10 pre-recorded affirmations to get you through your day! from Coolthings.com.au

The NO Button
The NO Button. The designers of the NO Button are parents who like you seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. They dreamt of a button that would just say it for them. Eventually they noticed that "no" is the most often used phrase followed by "clean your room." so they designed this button that would say the no's for them. from Coolthings.com.au

The Yes Button
The Yes Button. So, what's the answer going to be? Press the YES button to unleash your answer in more ways than one! With 10 pre-recorded sayings, the answer is always, well, YES! It's time to get your message across, great things can happen when you say yes! from Coolthings.com.au

The Aussie Button
The Aussie Button. from Coolthings.com.au

Speak Up Gift Box
Speak Up Gift Box. Bring some humour to the everyday and the mundane with this handy Speak Up Gift Box! Containing 8 different conversational buttons that do the talking for you, there's something to cover just about every situation! Whatever it is, there's a button for it, all individually packaged inside this one-off gift box for your enjoyment! Containing over $120 worth of talking buttons, each with multiple answers and phrases, it's time to get your point across. Place them on your desk, in the office, in a Christmas stocking, wherever! from Coolthings.com.au

Blah Blah Blah Button
Blah Blah Blah Button. The Blah Blah Blah Button is just what you need to wrap up a conversation and get back to business! With 8 different variations of the phrase "Blah Blah Blah", you'll send a clear message that you've had enough jibber jabber for one day! Has dad gone into lecture mode again? Press the button as a warning that your eyes are glazing over. It lights up red when pressed! It's the perfect gag gift for any colleague or friend who's prone to a good yarn! from Coolthings.com.au

The Thank You Button
The Thank You Button. Say Thank You 10 times over to express your gratitude in different ways with the Thank You Button! Did a colleague just do you a solid favour? There's no better way to thank them profusely. from Coolthings.com.au

The Yes and No Button Pack
The Yes and No Button Pack. Bring some humour to otherwise mundane situations with the hilarious Yes and No Button Pack on your desk to do the talking for you! from Coolthings.com.au