Silly Noisy Gifts

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Pocket Fart Machine
Pocket Fart Machine. Westminster. Loaded with 6 hilarious yet completely immature flatulence sound effects! Tap the coloured buttons for hours of guaranteed light-hearted laughter and jokes. What could be more convenient than this Pocket Fart Machine that contains incriminating fart sounds in varying tones, length and style? from Coolthings.com.au

Unicorn Whistle Key Finder
Unicorn Whistle Key Finder. Fizz Creations. It's the strangest thing when you mysteriously lose your keys… Perhaps they'll magically re-appear if you check your bag again! Not in luck? Fear not. This trusty Unicorn Whistle Key Finder is sure to get you out of a bind. Add him to your keys, and when you think all is lost, just give him a whistle to be reunited with your majestic pal! from Coolthings.com.au

The Aussie Button
The Aussie Button. from Coolthings.com.au

Electronic Sound Bites 2.0
Electronic Sound Bites 2.0. Westminster. This palm-sized Electronic Sound Bites Machine contains 20 studio quality sound effects to make you laugh or drive your pets crazy! Make your own pranks and jokes to amuse your friends and family with burps, farts, explosions, screeching cats and more! from Coolthings.com.au

Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion
Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion. CoolThings Australia. The Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion works just like a regular whoopee cushion, except that once it gets used it re-inflates itself automatically! from Coolthings.com.au

Fart Zone Plush Keychain
Fart Zone Plush Keychain. Great for your man cave or even your vehicle, give people fair warning that they're entering into a dangerous zone with this Fart Zone Plush Keychain, gas masks on everybody! from Coolthings.com.au

Farting Golf Ball
Farting Golf Ball. Here's one that will make you laugh every time! Simply make contact with the Farting Golf Ball, just like you would a normal ball for a hilarious farting sound. Watch as it jumps, skids, wobbles and farts when putted! from Coolthings.com.au

Emergency Cat Sounds
Emergency Cat Sounds. Archie McPhee. Keep a collection of crazy cat sounds at your fingertips – you never know when you'll need them! Your hand-help Emergency Cat Sounds device will help you communicate with your cat, or at the very least, upset your neighbour's dog! With four naturalistic pet cat sounds to choose from, you'll be ready to mimic your cat for any cat-less emergency. from Coolthings.com.au